(published 1/19/00) No More Gore by Mischa Gelman The primary season is almost upon us. While Republicans have a wide range of choices, us Democrats only have two - and the choice is made easier by the nature of one of the candidates. Al Gore, career politician and son of a career politician, a man who stands for nothing and boasts about his religion while not remaining true to it, bears an eerie resemblance to Republican candidate George W. Bush with those characteristics. This is a man sure to turn the stomach of those who believe the Democrats are the party of the people rather than of corporate elites. He attacks a conservative health plan proposed by Bill Bradley as being supposedly too far to the left. He offers sob stories of what the tobacco industry did to his family, then hires tobacco lobbyists to work for his campaign. While Bradley condemned welfare reform's failure, Gore was silent. Remember the Willie Horton ads aired by the elder Bush in '88? The idea originally came from the vicious Gore campaign in its anti-Dukakis mudslinging. Gore claims to be an environmentalist. Friends of Earth, though, has endorsed Bradley, whose environmental record in the Senate was far better according to the League of Conservation Voters. For all his talk (and it has been more than extreme enough - Republicans rightfully compare parts of his book to the Unabomber's Mainfesto), he has done nothing. The prominent environmental writer Mark Hertsgaard devoted pages of his wonderful book Earth Odyssey criticizing the vice president's lack of action. Now even automakers claim Gore is starting to "get it" according to the latest issue of E Magazine. If the auto industry thinks Gore is right on pollution laws, I think Gore is losing it rather than getting it. How much environmental legislation has Gore pushed in EIGHT years as veep? The silence in response to that question is deafening. Where has Gore been on every environmental issue other than global warming, as in the recent fight against genetically engineered food? Out of sight and out of his mind. One environmental journalist wrote, "[Gore] is hot air and dangerous too, because the perception of him is not the same as reality." Part of my distaste for Gore could be the result of the time I had the, um, joy of hearing him in person. Way back when in my first semester of undergrad (1995), the vice-president visited Pitt and spoke. Now, I've heard other politicians speak - usually they offer the same empty platitudes, with some substance on the side. Mario Cuomo even managed substance without any hollowness, but perhaps retired pols feel less of a need to hide themselves behind a front. Gore, though, spoke and spoke and spoke without saying a single darn thing. All I gained from the speech were a few good Al Gore jokes told by the man himself - and an understanding of what Gore is about. He is merely another Clinton, as his lack of a stand on any issue makes evident. As we moved closer towards the platform at the speech, we were asked, "No protest signs? No guns?" Nice to see the Clintonites think protest signs are a more terrifying thought than any kind of weapon. Of course, a group of environmental protestors still managed to get in their protest signs, criticizing Gore's lack of backbone in response to a nuclear power plant's construction. The fact that Gore was no friend of the planet was evident even by then to those who were concerned about the continuation of our world for future generations. Gore did not have the guts to address the criticism, just as he has not throughout his career and now his campaign. Instead of addressing substantive issues, he lies about his record, lies about Bradley's record, attacks Bradley the same way he did Dukakis in '88 and asks for advice on style from his slew of advisers. Style over substance after all has always been at the heart of who Gore is, especially in his trying to pass off himself as an environmentalist pioneer when he is less of one than most Americans. Bill Bradley is a highly flawed man. He idolizes a president, Reagan, who ruined our country's finances by spending us further and further into debt. He backed bloody reactionary movements abroad. His work on the tax system in the 80s created as many problems as it fixed. Still, he's a greater friend of the planet than Gore is. He's a stronger friend of both labor and business. He wants to deal with problems of poverty and racism rather than ignore them. In the primary, he's going to get my vote. I hope other Pennsylvania Democrats vote likewise. Mischa Gelman's going to vote for Ralph Nader in the main election but for now, against Al Gore in the primaries.