Flaming Carrot Comics

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NEW: The infamous "Playing Jarts with Death" drawing! (apologies to Ingmar Bergman)

From the introduction to Issue #7:

After reading 5,000 comic books in a single sitting to win a bet, this poor man suffered brain damage and appeared directly thereafter as --- The Flaming Carrot!

Champion of Justice!
Master of Adventure!
Dreadnought of Chicanery!

From high atop the battered ramparts of truth and freedom... he took arms against the wicked teeming minions of infamy, reprobation, crime, subversion, and wanton incontinence!

While not a master of intellect, the blatantly obvious things we often take for granted never escape his keen eye! ("Horse!")

Simple, candid, crazed and madcap (quintessentially retarded) our hero fights on with a pluck and spirit that is totally American to the core!! ("POW!")

A vicious firebrand of law and order, his foaming wrath is mighty!... Yet his heart flows over with warmth and human kindness to all the good and honest people! ("You're hurt pretty bad, mister... have some WHEATIES!")

Indomitable, intrepid, undaunted... he rises boldly from all defeat, disgrace, and disaster... (even with blood coming out) to soundly throttle the curs, brigands, and balderdashers of today's world!

He's your kind of hero!